really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000
- me: damn i need to save my money
- me: *spends $200 in a week*
i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.