Sorry, but I don’t need any part-time people in my life. You’re either with me, or you’re not. You can’t just come and go as you please.
(via luftnot)

(Source: ispeakquotes.com)


alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously



villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds



ladies, understand this





suxtosuk:

Reasons tomorrow and this weekend are going to suck

  • I’m going to be hella tired
  • I cancelled w/ boy and now I have no plans
  • After I paid all my bills, I have $13 left

Life sucks



Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
Unknown (via golden-needle)

(Source: baguettesandcigarettes)




I think about you. But I don’t say it anymore.
Marguerite Duras, Hiroshima, Mon Amour (1959)

(Source: larmoyante)


tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes



wild bitch(es)