How our generation will be at 85+

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Dave Barry  (via thatkindofwoman)

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really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

Im not addicted to alcohol or drugs, im addicted to escaping reality.
yesyesyesyes (via psychedelic-flower-childd)

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i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect


All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

You made me hate myself alot
5/2/14 Six word story (via gottakeepthefaith)

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wild bitch(es)